How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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