i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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