Cold hands, warm shart.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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