i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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