At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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