If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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