Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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