So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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