I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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