OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
