They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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