i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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