i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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