Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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