i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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