i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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