it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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