Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Randomize
