I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
