it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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