He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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