He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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