bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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