what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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