My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Dear god my vagina.
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