Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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