you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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