quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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