you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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