she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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