Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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