brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My feet surprised me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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