is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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