How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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