I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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