Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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