apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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