And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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