when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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