i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She's the barista slut.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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