Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And then the night went full on bisexual.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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