Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He better not be in your backpack
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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