I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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