if only i could text you this smell
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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