He kissed a someone with a penis
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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