did you get engaged???
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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