the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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