i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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