she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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