He disabled his match.com account in front of me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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